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Since I got my bus pas I've re-discovered the joy of the front seat, upstairs on a double decker bus. Woe betide if I'm still there when the kids get on the bus after about 3-30pm.
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About the only bus I use is the Cambridge park and ride, and on those occasions top deck front seat is the one I (we) aim for. :)
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The bus always seems too big for the road, when you're up there, doesn't it ?
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:lol:



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Wife rings mother in law……

"Can you tell me who changes the
child if it poops itself? The mom or dad?"
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Your son got drunk and shit himself.?"
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:lol:



24 minutes long but some of it had me in hysterics..... :lol:

Designers Who Should Go To Hell For Their Ideas – Part 6...
 
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Wife guiding husband onto driveway

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:lol:
 
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I like the electrical gender one! Excellent! :lol:

Does it have goolies? Then it's probably male ... :lol:
 
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It was all good before you touched it.

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