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Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:37 pm**

And did the test satisfy your requirements yet or would you like to continue typing test?

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:41 pm**

How do you kill a circus?

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Go for the juggler !

Posted: **Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:43 pm**

I've found him......................

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Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:05 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:16 pm**

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:01 am**

I got the sack today from HM prison services for regusing to work on the electric chair. I said in my opinion it is a death trap.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:01 am**

Paul Barker wrote:I got the sack today from HM prison services for refusing to work on the electric chair. In my opinion it is a death trap.

Spot the difference.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:04 am**

Oh no, he's having conversations with himeself now!!!

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:41 pm**

woman standing nude at her mirror says to her husband.....

"I'm overweight,old and unattractive,make me feel better and pay me a compliment"

He replies " OK ....Your eyesight is good!"

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:22 pm**

The streets of sheffield echo's to the cries of 'super, smashing, great' as Bullseye's speedboat winners finally get the chance to use the f***er!

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:22 pm**

They've just found michael barrymore dead, with chocolate around his arsehole- police have arrested george michael for being careless with a whisper!

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:46 pm**

Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence. With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second.

He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered.

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