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#2491 Re: A little light humour

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#2492 Re: A little light humour

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Paul Barker wrote: Sun Mar 05, 2023 9:25 am
IslandPink wrote: Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:02 pm Very very true.
Especially as one gets older……

Im sure glad Im not a motor mechanic though. My job is hands on 100% but not usually that dirty, there are exceptions. Its usually cuts and bruises because with hands inside a boiler you cant get a pipe out of a block then suddenly it gives and you bash the back of youre hand against a non deburred sharp edge of the galvanised inner structure.
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Mechanics normally wear gloves now. Cant you use the same?

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#2493 Re: A little light humour

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#2494 Re: A little light humour

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Is it something to do with warp (and weft), or is Jean-Luc Jacquard?

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#2495 Re: A little light humour

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brig001 wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:59 am Is it something to do with warp (and weft), or is Jean-Luc Jacquard?

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#2496 Re: A little light humour

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That makes more sense, thank you
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#2499 Re: A little light humour

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Nice.
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#2500 Re: A little light humour

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It's all very well posting short comments, Andrew, but have you bought that CD yet ?
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#2501 Re: A little light humour

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Sssshhhhhhhhhh! They'll all want one.
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Paul, brilliant. :thumbleft:

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#2504 Re: A little light humour

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Makes me think of the film Brazil

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#2505 Re: A little light humour

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