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And did the test satisfy your requirements yet or would you like to continue typing test?
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How do you kill a circus?


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Go for the juggler !
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#36 Finding Nemo

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When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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I got the sack today from HM prison services for regusing to work on the electric chair. I said in my opinion it is a death trap.
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Paul Barker wrote:I got the sack today from HM prison services for refusing to work on the electric chair. In my opinion it is a death trap.
Spot the difference.
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Oh no, he's having conversations with himeself now!!!
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woman standing nude at her mirror says to her husband.....

"I'm overweight,old and unattractive,make me feel better and pay me a compliment"

He replies " OK ....Your eyesight is good!"
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The streets of sheffield echo's to the cries of 'super, smashing, great' as Bullseye's speedboat winners finally get the chance to use the f***er!
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They've just found michael barrymore dead, with chocolate around his arsehole- police have arrested george michael for being careless with a whisper!
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Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence. With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second.

He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered.
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