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#2536 Re: A little light humour

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Obviously too risqué for one of my tender years.

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#2537 Re: A little light humour

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#2538 Re: A little light humour

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#2539 Re: A little light humour

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:D





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#2540 Re: A little light humour

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#2541 Re: A little light humour

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:lol:




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#2542 Re: A little light humour

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#2543 Re: A little light humour

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Grammar needs improving.
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#2544 Re: A little light humour

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Better? :lol:

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LOL ... :lol:
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#2545 Re: A little light humour

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And.....
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#2546 Re: A little light humour

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Top Notch !
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#2547 Re: A little light humour

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I've adopted a pet termite, I'm naming him Clint.

Clint EatsWood.
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#2548 Re: A little light humour

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Dave the bass wrote: ↑Thu Jul 20, 2023 10:04 am I've adopted a pet termite, I'm naming him Clint.

Clint EatsWood.
Oh, for f*cks sake. Groan.
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#2549 Re: A little light humour

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 Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk through the local vineyard.

I herd it through the grapevine.
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#2550 Re: A little light humour

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I’ve just moved into a converted lighthouse. it’s nice; nothing flashy.
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