It's International Talk-like-a-Pirate-Day today.
- Dave the bass
- Amstrad Tower of Power
- Posts: 12273
- Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 4:36 pm
- Location: NW Kent, Darn Sarf innit.
#1 It's International Talk-like-a-Pirate-Day today.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
So let me be the first to say...
"Hi welcome to Radio Caroline on 319, next up...Royal bed Bouncer by Kayak...then some Loving Awareness."
DTB
So let me be the first to say...
"Hi welcome to Radio Caroline on 319, next up...Royal bed Bouncer by Kayak...then some Loving Awareness."
DTB
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
- Dave the bass
- Amstrad Tower of Power
- Posts: 12273
- Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 4:36 pm
- Location: NW Kent, Darn Sarf innit.
#3
Nope, you've lost meNick wrote:Ok, here is my version
"The RIAA sucks"
DTB
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
- Dave the bass
- Amstrad Tower of Power
- Posts: 12273
- Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 4:36 pm
- Location: NW Kent, Darn Sarf innit.
#4
Pirating of copyright material.
Just come to me whilst i was removing a SC bridge rectifier from a Lab Hot Block...
DTB
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
- andrew Ivimey
- Social Sevices have been notified
- Posts: 8307
- Joined: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:33 am
- Location: Bedford
#5
Rias are drowned river valleys in Cornwall, so they are tidal and their 'race' can be swift thus making it dangerous to sail in 'them thar parts' unless you know what you are doing, and the light that is swinging of the port bow is a proper light vessel and not a cunning trap to lure you into the mucky hands of the local piratical populace who do not hav eyour best interests at heart.
ahem, 'Arrrrrrrrrr Jim lad!' and 'pieces of eight, pieces of eight!!' wher even the parrot knew a 6SN7GT when he saw one.
ahem, 'Arrrrrrrrrr Jim lad!' and 'pieces of eight, pieces of eight!!' wher even the parrot knew a 6SN7GT when he saw one.
- Dave the bass
- Amstrad Tower of Power
- Posts: 12273
- Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 4:36 pm
- Location: NW Kent, Darn Sarf innit.
#6
Ah yeah but no but yeah but...andrew Ivimey wrote:Rias are drowned river valleys in Cornwall, .
Nick said RIAA not RIA(s). So there.
BTW, My bird says I've got a nice ria, arf! Nahwotahmeangeezer
DTB
PS Yarrrrrrr! Shiver me transformers.
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
- pre65
- Amstrad Tower of Power
- Posts: 21373
- Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:13 pm
- Location: North Essex/Suffolk border.
#7
Well Dave me hearty-you take de 8 ft walk on the 6 ft plank !!!!!
Not pirate speak,but a related item !
What's good for getting parrot droppings (didn't want to use the word s**t) off ones shoulders ?
Not pirate speak,but a related item !
What's good for getting parrot droppings (didn't want to use the word s**t) off ones shoulders ?
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
- Dave the bass
- Amstrad Tower of Power
- Posts: 12273
- Joined: Tue May 22, 2007 4:36 pm
- Location: NW Kent, Darn Sarf innit.
#9
A kid out on Halloween dressed as a pirate knocks at this woman's door.
'Oh what a lovely pirate you are little boy,' said the lady, 'but where are your Buccaneers?'
'Under me buccin' hat.' came the reply.
DTB
'Oh what a lovely pirate you are little boy,' said the lady, 'but where are your Buccaneers?'
'Under me buccin' hat.' came the reply.
DTB
"The fat bourgeois and his doppelganger"
- pre65
- Amstrad Tower of Power
- Posts: 21373
- Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:13 pm
- Location: North Essex/Suffolk border.
#10
A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
believe it or not,there are several web sites devoted to pirate jokes !
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
believe it or not,there are several web sites devoted to pirate jokes !
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
Edmund Burke
G-Popz THE easy listening connoisseur. (Philip)
- The Stratmangler
- Shed dweller
- Posts: 2890
- Joined: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:50 pm
- Location: Rossendale, Lancashire
#11
Oooooarrrrr Mateys !
What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?
A dozen pirates.
Cap'n Chris - Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrr !
What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?
A dozen pirates.
Cap'n Chris - Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrr !